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Review of “No Somos de Aquí” by Jenny Torres Sanchez

This is another review of a Spanish novel. This book tells the story of three friends who must flee their small town in Guatemala when a criminal gang moves in and they come to the attention of its leader. Their backgrounds are pretty miserable. Pulga, a thirteen-year-old boy who longs to follow his father to America, plans their escape to the United States. They leave in the middle of the night, leaving notes for their mothers.

They avoid human traffickers, corrupt police, and kidnappers, while riding on top of railway cars. They walk through the jungle and are assaulted by local criminals, and finally cross the desert with a “coyote”. Tragedy finds them during their journey and the survivors are split up when they encounter the U.S. Border Patrol.

This is a heartbreaking story of desperation, hope, and perseverance against overwhelming odds. However, the author spends too much time on their emotional states, shared through their thoughts . Furthermore, it is apparent from the beginning who is not going to make it because their story isn’t told in the first person.

The action sequences are exciting but the long train ride across Mexico is repetitive. The main protagonists spend too much time thinking about their parents and their desperate situation. This is important but redundant to the reader.

I don’t know if the events depicted are realistic or not, but they certainly sound plausible, maybe not all during a single journey. Despite my criticism of the repeated mental anguish of the protagonists, they come across as age-appropriate children, not adults in children’s bodies. There are no heroic scenes or unbelievable stunts.

This is a story of hope and perseverance against incredible odds.

SPANISH TRANSLATION

Yo estoy escribiendo esta reseña sobre una novella español que leí recientemente. Este libro cuenta la historia de tres amigos que tienen que huir de sus pueblo pequeño en Guatemala porque una banda criminal llega y ellos son notados por el jefe. Pulga, un niño de trece años que tiene esperanza de que le seguir a su padre hacia los Estados Unidos, planifica su escape. Ellos se van en medio de la noche, dejando las notas por sus madres.

Ellos evitan a los traficantes de personas, policías corruptas y secuestradores mientras se sienten encima de vagones de tren. Ellos andan por la selva, son asaltadas por criminales locales, y finalmente se cruzan el desierto siguiendo un coyote. La tragedia los encuentra durante el viaje y los sobrevivientes se están separado donde les encuentran la patrulla fronteriza.

Esto es historia corazón roto de desesperación, esperanza y perseverancia en la cara de increíbles posibilidades. Sin embargo el autor pasa demasiado tiempo sobre las emociones de los caracteres por sus pensamientos en lugar de sus palabras. Además es claro de lo comienzo de quien no lo va a lograr porque la victima no habla en sus propias palabras.

Las escenas acciones son muy emocionantes pero el viaje largo por México es repetitivo. Los dos caracteres principales se preocupan demasiado sobre their situación mal. Por supuesto es importante para ellos pero muy borrado por los lectores.

No supo si los eventos representan en este libro son realistas o no pero ellos suenan plausibles pero tal vez no durante un solo viaje. A pesar de mi critica sobre los pensamientos desesperados estresado por los dos caracteres principios ellos se presentan como edad apropiada jovenes en lugar de adultos pequeños. La historia no contiene acciones superhéroes.

Esto es historia sobre esperanza y perseverancia contra probabilidades imposibles.

Review of “Time for Socialism” by Thomas Piketty

The title of this book is a little misleading because it doesn’t have a central theme. This is a collection of essays published in Le Monde, a leading French periodical. If there is a theme, it is a call for expanding the European Union to be more democratic fiscally, and socially responsible.

Piketty is involved with a group that recently published a Manifesto for the Democratization of Europe. These essays support that cause, reflecting his developing ideas, from wealth inequality to investment in education. Unlike so many other writers, he proposes concrete solutions or at least starting points for a democratic conversation. He doesn’t see a world filled with bad guys and good guys, but only people who are trying to get ahead, some with the assistance of democratically elected governments. His proposals are mostly focused on Europe and France, but the ideas behind them are equally applicable to the United States.

As expected, the book is filled with charts that support what he’s saying, so he can’t be dismissed out of hand. Wealth and opportunity inequality in the advanced countries are approaching those of pre-industrial societies, which isn’t good for anyone in the long run. I hope someone with influence is listening here in the U.S. but I’m not betting on it.

The takeaway message is meant for Europeans, however; the E.U. is in crisis and something has to be done or it will splinter and Europe will return to a condition no one wants to see.

Nevertheless, Americans should be paying attention because it can happen here … recall the ominous future predicted in The Nine Nations of North America, written by Joel Gardena in 1981 …

Review of “The Collapsing Empire” by John Scalzi

I read this novel to see what kind of science fiction is being written today; it could have been written fifty years ago, except for the use of modern technology like notebook computers. The technology even included sheets of paper stapled together and handed out at a meeting. No kidding. The language, behavior, physical culture, was all from today, apparently frozen in time for at least 1000 years.

A collection of galaxy-spanning human colonies, connected by a network of cosmological features that sound like naturally occurring worm holes, has been cut off from Earth and formed an empire based on a hereditary emperor and monopolistic, hereditary corporations. The fun begins when the cosmic strands that connect these planets become unstable because they are too far apart to communicate with each other, even at light-speed.

The action focuses on two planets, one earth-like but at the far end of the network of worm holes, the other a nexus where most of the network segments lead — called End and Hub, respectively. Great names whose significance is stressed repeatedly. There are a lot of action scenes which, unfortunately, are so far removed in space (and time) that they aren’t integrated well into the story. The author is trying to write a political thriller and an action story at the same time, spanning thousands of light years. To satisfy his expectant readers (a previous novel was a NYT bestseller), he balances these opposing objectives; to be honest, it is done as well as can be hoped for. However, it is an impossible task which he acknowledges by ending the story inconclusively — a cliffhanger, season finale comes to mind.

The story of human perfidy, bad luck, and failure is plausible, especially in a story that takes place only a few thousand years from now (just look at how little we’ve changed since the earliest known empires). This book probably didn’t take long to write because the dialogue and technology (not counting the ambiguous “flow” and the spacecraft that traverse it) are unchanged from today. I mean literally. They have cars and trucks, but of course there are shuttles like in Star Trek. Because of all this familiar background, I didn’t spend much time trying to understand the story. I only had to backtrack to remember some of the strange names the characters had, although profanity (i.e. “fuck”) will apparently be favored by some people even in the distant future.

There were too many dead ends to tell the story in one novel. Because of the distances and communication delays involved in the story, there are several scenes described in detail — giving the reader a new cast of characters to become familiar with — which could have been glossed over by the narrator. This attention to detail left me expecting the reappearance of these characters, but I was disappointed.

I haven’t read any previous books by Scalzi, and I won’t read the inevitable sequel to this one. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that it is a sequel itself, although the back cover made no such suggestion.

This falls in the category of “Summer Reading” — undemanding, read on the beach, stained by sun screen and salt, each chapter forgotten as quickly as it’s finished; as such, I would recommend it, but don’t plan on closure …

Review of “Empire of Illusion” by Chris Hedges

As you can see from the book cover, the title is longer than my post title. I think the author could have omitted the subtitle, which almost acts as a table of contents. There weren’t very many chapters and the book isn’t long, but it seemed longer than it was because the author ranted on the subjects he covered. I was especially tired of hearing details from porn stars about what goes into a modern shock-porn movie. I don’t think the author had much to say on the other topics (e.g. higher education, politics, finance) either because they were repetitive and filled with vague references to a conspiracy by the “elite.”

Most of the examples of collusion he discusses are public knowledge and not conspiracies, but Hedges frames them for emotional impact; I suppose that is what investigative reporters do to make a living. I prefer facts to be presented in a logical order so that I can come to my own conclusions, rather than being told on every page that it’s a conspiracy.

If you remove about half the text, the part telling the reader what they already know, this book does present evidence for what the title claims. However, it is incomplete and only focuses on a few topics of interest to the author. Anyone could have written this by reading several newspapers and a few books, skimming social media, and taking the time to connect the dots. That introduces the problem of how the dots are connected and not everyone is going to see a conspiracy behind every social and economic trend.

That leads to my final point about this book: Hedges never connects the dots to complete the picture, not even speculatively. Each category he examines is presented in a standalone chapter and the only big picture he paints is ambiguous, more references to vague conspiracies. Who is conspiring and why is this something I don’t already know? How are the pornography and educational sectors connected? He doesn’t say.

Failing to justify the grandiose title, and possibly with a publisher’s deadline looming, Hedges throws in a couple of pages of optimistic encouragement for us idiots who are completely deceived by the web of conspiracies he’s woven. I do feel deceived — by Hedges, not the porn industry, educators, politicians, or any of the other groups he derides. I know they’re full of shit …

First Contact

The unmanned spacecraft plunged further into the unknown, the Sun no brighter than the stars towards which it had been hurled by gravity at more than thirty-four-thousand mph. It reached the edge of the solar system thirty-six years into its mission, when its instruments – designed to measure planetary magnetic fields, the flux of ions and electrons, and the strength of cosmic rays – encountered the heliopause. Physicists had predicted the existence of such a dynamic surface, an envelope as it were, surrounding the solar system where the interstellar wind would be as strong as the flow of particles emanating from the Sun. 

The scientific instruments on Voyager One recorded this momentous event for the scientists of Earth, the third planet from the Sun, to ponder acrimoniously, which was their manner of communicating amongst themselves. Oblivious of their confusion and determination to explain its ambiguous measurements, the interstellar traveler continued on its journey toward the unknown reaches of the galaxy, its instruments powered by a nuclear reactor that would sustain it until 2030 or later. Had it been sentient, Voyager One would have been proud of its accomplishment.

Given the profusion of conflicting data gathered by Voyager One, scientists developed a new model of the heliopause that integrated turbulence into the interaction of the heliosphere with interstellar space, and decided that the lonely spacecraft had just encountered a pothole as it departed the solar system.  The intrepid interstellar voyager continued along its trajectory nonplussed, until it encountered something its creators hadn’t anticipated.

Mixed Messages

Another backstory from “The Edge of Space,” a science fiction novel I’m starting. This story introduces three supporting characters and how they interact.

The Science Director’s words were still ringing in Michael Snedden’s ears as he stared at the fake analog clock on the wall of his office. NASA had a reputation for facing up to its failures and moving on. The Viking One mission was a failure. It had been launched fifty-years earlier to travel beyond the solar system but, once entering interstellar space, its instruments began reporting anomalous data. It didn’t even know where it was, even though it was hurtling through the cosmos at more than thirty-four-thousand miles per hour. He was to inform the principal investigators for its science missions of its status and not release any of the faulty data. That last part bothered him. Wouldn’t the PIs want to examine the data so they could improve future instruments? He had raised that point but Director Richardson had been clear that the data were useless for scientific purposes, which raised another flag for Michael. If the instruments had reported scientifically useless data, what else could it be used for? He would to the JPL contractors who’d discovered the problem when he informed them that their services were no longer required.

His computer notified him of the call he’d been expecting, from the White House. Michael knew Assistant Undersecretary of Science and Technology Djimon Walker by reputation only; he was a relentless young man who should not be underestimated. Michael accepted the video call and prepared for the worst, but he was going to insist on knowing why the science leads were not to see the data. He would need a plausible answer when their complaints became public.

Djimon Walker couldn’t have been more than thirty-five, his black face topped by short-cropped hair, a thin mustache separating a broad nose from thick lips, but his symmetrical eyes were focused like laser beams on Michael before he spoke.

“We’ll keep this brief because you are going to get a lot of blowback from your scientists. They are going to demand to see the data that we’re telling them is corrupted but their accessing it is out of the question. You will need to have a good cover story. I suggest that you speak to Malcolm Goodson at NSA. I’ll send you his contact info, He’ll be expecting your call. Meanwhile, I’d like to know more about the contractors at JPL who discovered the anomaly.”

Michael was taken aback by Walker’s verbal assault and had to think a minute, consulting several reports lying on his desk, before responding. “The Viking program’s science mission is being handled by a subcontractor. The lead is …” He dug through the papers and found the contract before continuing, “Madison Long has a B.S. in physics. She’s been working on the project for two years, flawless performance, not a single complaint from the mission scientists, and she was recently joined by Devon  Chambers …” He leafed through some more papers adding, “He has a B.S. in physics from Texas A&M, had a scholarship. I don’t know much about him because he’s only been on the program for a couple of weeks. Despite the exemplary job Madison was doing, the contract called for two analysts.”

Walker’s eyes narrowed briefly before he said, “Can you add anything that I don’t already know?”

“I met Madison Long a couple of times in formal situations. She’s a strange girl but … she’s brilliant, that’s how everyone describes her. She could have gotten a PhD from MIT but dismissed it as a lot of academic bullshit – those are her words as I was told. During one brief conversation, she informed me that the constellations were nothing more than paintings put there for our entertainment. She’s a big believer in astrology. During another brief encounter she told me my horoscope and explained it in detail, ignoring the complaints of the scientists around us. Very determined and … she is the most intellectually persistent person I’ve ever met. All I can say about Devon Chambers is what Madison reported in what she calls his initial performance report; he’s a fast learner and doesn’t follow typical scientific thinking. He spotted the anomaly after only thirty minutes on the job, with no introduction to the mission —  a failure she admits was her own. He’s a pretty sharp young man. Probably would be a good PhD candidate.” 

Walker’s focused expression was unchanged as he said, “Inform Ms. Long that she is on a leave of absence and doesn’t need to monitor the Viking mission any further, but leave the contract in place so that we don’t garner unwanted attention. I will deal with her myself. Thank you for your time, Dr. Snedden.”

The video call ended just like that but, before Michael could reflect on the conversation, his computer informed him of a video call from the President’s undersecretary of science and technology. He had never met Sylvia Dubicki but he’d read about her in newspapers and magazines. She had held temporary positions in the White House for both political parties and was considered to be an honest, pragmatic scientist who was above the political fray. He accepted the call.

“Good afternoon, Dr. Snedden.”

Michael glanced at the clock and did some quick mental math. “Good evening, Dr. Dubicki. What a coincidence. I just got off the line with Dr. Walker, who informed me of the official status of the Voyager program.” He smiled at the aging face on his monitor, a white woman who could have been a grandmother in a children’s story, with short, dyed blond hair showing gray, and twinkling eyes.

“It is getting late,” she replied. “Thank god I don’t have to worry about putting the children to bed. They’re probably going to be up for hours. That’s their problem. My problem is how to deal with the current crisis confronting humanity …” She paused to let her words sink in. 

Michael made the connection to Dr. Walker’s ambiguous reference to scientific uses for Voyager One but hedged his response. “Yes. The failure of Voyager One will be a problem with Congress, the competence of NASA once again called into question.”

Dr. Dubicki smiled knowingly. “Good equivocal answer, but this is a … I don’t know how to put it. This isn’t a question of national defense because the spacecraft is far beyond our ability to investigate what happened but there may have been interference by an unknown entity, by which I mean that there is something hidden … the anomalous data seem to conatain a communication of some kind, but NSA’s algorithms haven’t gotten further than that.”

Michael’s mind was reeling. “What kind of message?”

“We don’t know but the only reasonable interpretation at this early stage is contact with an extraterrestrial species. The data reveal patterns that make no sense to our analysts or our supercomputers. By the way, this call was a spur of the moment. I’m sure that Dr. Walker explained the White House’s position very well, but then I thought … maybe we need an outsider’s perspective because, after all, our best effort produced nothing more than a pattern with a fifty-one percent confidence of it being anything more than noise.”

“What would you like me to do, Dr. Dubicki?”

Blue eyes filled with uncertainty presaged what her words made clear. “Madison and Devon are more familiar with the data than the NSA so, even though you are to terminate their involvement in the Voyager program, I would appreciate it if you could continue to allow them access. I’m not asking you to break any law or NASA regulation, but only give them a leave of absence … so they can look at the anomalous data from another perspective.”

“So, officially their contract is terminated but they aren’t told to turn in their badges and they continue to have access to the data. Is that what you’re saying?”

“Yes. Can you do that?”

“That’s a lot easier than telling the mission scientists that they can’t see the data. Why don’t we get their assistance too?”

Dr. Dubicki sighed and frowned. “That would be violating a direct instruction from the President. We are walking a fine line here, Dr. Snedden. Are we in agreement?”

“Yes, ma’am. I will speak to them myself.”

“Thank you, Dr. Snedden.”

Save the Cat

This is some more backstory for a novel I’m working on, The Edge of Space. There isn’t room in the novel for this conversation but I want to get to know the characters better, understand their relationships, find important points that will reveal or at least hint at their stories. The title is a reference to a suggestion I read in a book on screenwriting; if you have a character who isn’t very compassionate or social, have them do something nice as soon as they are introduced, like saving a cat that’s stuck in a tree.

No good deed goes unpunished. On the other hand, if you can take the pain you might find the end of the rainbow. I used to be like the leprechaun looking for the pot of gold. That didn’t work out so I settled for getting by and preparing for the worst. It was only a matter of time.

This story begins like so many, without a beginning. One thing after another took me from who I was three months ago to who I am today – that’s not right because I changed my life three years ago when I became Leo Flores. I used to be Raphael Gomez but that’s another story. I should start with the day I met Devon Chambers. 

I was taking a break and going to an Irish pub not far from home. I’d never been there before so I figured it was safe. It was 9:10 p.m. and the streets were dark but I was wearing a baseball cap and N95 mask – I love Covid. So the cameras everywhere were useless. I was standing on the median waiting for the pedestrian signal to finish crossing Foothill Boulevard (I don’t jaywalk) when this young, black guy exited the Irish pub and jogged across the eastbound lanes while watching for traffic. He stepped up next to me on the curb and looked around as if to get his bearings. He was taller than me and thin with an average face. Broad nose. Small eyes darting around made him look like a punk looking for some action, but he was wearing casual business attire. I knew he’d had a couple of drinks when he spoke to me as if we were pals. 

“Do you know where JPL is? It wasn’t dark when I got here and I’ve never been to Pasadena before. I parked my car …” He looked around and pointed towards Interstate 210 looming over us on concrete pylons. “I don’t actually work at JPL. I’m a contractor and I work over there, not too far, but I’m not sure where.”

I could tell he wasn’t trying to con me. “What’s the address?”

He thought about my question a moment before failing to give a complete response. “Two-something Hamilton Road –”

“Hampton Road. Just cross the westbound lanes when it’s safe and follow the sidewalk. You’ll get reoriented once you’re out of these bright lights. Day and night.”

He started to cross heavy westbound traffic on Foothill Boulevard but I took his elbow and stopped him. But there was nobody to stop the moron on one of those e-scooters who shot into the street in front of a bus. The driver was alert and hit the brakes but it was too late. The kid, who couldn’t have been more than sixteen, was thrown ten feet in front of the bus. The fool was probably already dead when the bus skidded to a stop on top of him. Then I made another critical decision that changed my life forever. I took out my phone and dialed nine-one-one. They picked up pretty quickly.

THIS IS NINE-ONE-ONE. WHAT IS THE NATURE OF THE EMERGENCY?

“A teenager just got run over by a bus at the corner of Foothill and Hampton Road. He isn’t moving.”

I could tell from the operator’s voice that she was black, had a high-school education, three kids, and a husband she tolerated because he had a bigger paycheck than her. The National Security Agency taught me how to read people from their verbal and electronic communications. And a whole lot more. She finished doing her job, calling for an ambulance, and got back to me.

“What is your name, sir?”

“John Doe.” 

I hung up and strolled across the street, tossing the burner phone in the nearest trash can. I didn’t have to worry about traffic because a couple of morons ran into each other and the intersection was gridlocked. I was ready for a beer, even a Guinness. I headed towards the bar, a decent place that had been remodeled recently, and this black kid suddenly appeared, out of breath and holding my old phone in his hand.

“You dropped your phone and it fell in the trash can. I guess you were pretty shook up too.”

I took the phone from him, wondering if he was the clumsiest tail ever or just a moron. “I didn’t drop it,” I said, then dropped it on the sidewalk and crushed it with my heavy boot. “Now I dropped it. Get lost before you get in trouble, kid.”

I stepped through the door without looking back and headed for an empty table in the darkest corner, removing my mask because I didn’t see any security cameras. It was pretty bright for an Irish pub. I sat down facing the door and this guy rushed into the bar, looking around as if expecting to meet someone. He spotted me and headed my way, almost colliding with the server. They arrive at the same time and he sat down uninvited. He was ruining my break and possibly blowing my cover. I had to get rid of him. 

“What’ll it be, gentlemen?” That was the server, an overweight white woman in her thirties, probably with a teenaged daughter she was trying to keep out of trouble.

“I’ll have a pint of Stella Artois. He’s leaving.” 

She turned to the black kid as if they were buddies and smiled real big, like she was happy to see him. “Hello again, Devon. Where’s Madison? You still drinking Guinness?”

This is why I don’t like people in general. There are too many unknowns. This guy was pals with the server, who wasn’t even attractive, just a woman who could stand to lose a few pounds. 

“You bet, Shirley. I think I’ve become Irish.” They laughed together and the server left. 

I had two options. I could either punch this dimwit who called himself Devon in the mouth and throw him out, or I could leave myself. Option one was off the table because that would be disturbing the peace and assault. I wanted a beer, so I compromised. That was my next missed opportunity.

It was silent until Shirley returned with our beers. Apparently, Devon had suddenly become mute or realized what an asshole he was. Before I could take a drink, he was acting like I’m his guest.

“Put it on my tab, Shirley.”

She nodded and left us alone. I would drink my beer and leave, no arguing about who would pay for a seven-dollar glass of beer. But I had to say something.

“I thought you’d never been to Pasadena before.”

He gulped his dark beer and shook his head in disbelief. “This was my first day on the job at JPL. Actually I’m a contractor and my coworker, actually she’s my boss, invited me out for a beer after we discovered that Voyager One has ended in failure. Believe me, I don’t become buddies with servers in bars but Madison is another story altogether.” He rolled his small eyes comically.

It was starting to make sense now. See why I don’t like strangers? Too many unknowns. I scanned the bar for anyone who might be watching us before relaxing a little.

“That the same Madison the server was referring to?”

He had another gulp of stout and described a woman who chewed gum and talked incessantly and did three or four things at once. Madison was younger then Devon and that annoyed him because of her unprofessional manner. She was also racially insensitive and oblivious to the feelings of the people around her unless they clearly stated their perspective. He hadn’t gotten a word in edgewise during the two hours they’d spent at the bar. And she drank like a fish while chewing gum, sticking it on the table when ranting. When he’d finally gotten her to understand that other people didn’t share her social blindness or anomalous cognitive function, she said that she got that a lot. I laughed out loud.

“What’s so funny?”

This was getting interesting. I whistled to get the bartender’s attention and he waved to Shirley, who nodded and the young man tending bar started pouring two more beers. 

“You like this chick. That’s why you notice her quirky behavior and have been complaining about her to a complete stranger for fifteen minutes. From the way you describe her, I don’t think it should be too hard to get in her pants.”

His head was shaking before I finished speaking. “Not a chance!”

“Not a chance of what?”

He stopped to think a moment while Shirley brought our beers. After listening to Devon go on about Madison, I uncharacteristically decided to pull a prank on him. Shirley set the glasses down and smiled at me the way servers do.

“Shirley, in your professional opinion as an amateur psychologist, do you think Devon is sweet on Madison?”

She laughed. “Oh yeh, but that’s not saying nothing. She’s the sweetest thing I ever met. Hell, I’m even sweet on her.” She looked at me and laughed again. “I’ll bet you’re even sweet on her and you never met her, that’s how she is. It’s in the stars.” That wasn’t the answer I had hoped for. 

Devon had come up with a response to my question during Shirley’s interlude. “If you think it’s so easy to get in Madison’s pants, why don’t you try? I’ll be glad to introduce you.”

These total strangers had put me on the defensive. They couldn’t have done a better job if they were trained operatives. But my opinion of the missing Madison had changed. I’ve met chicks like her and they are nothing but trouble with a capital T. 

“I’ll pass.”

Devon leaned forward and extended his hand. “I’m Devon Chambers.”

This would have been a good time to execute option two. I’d had a beer and should have been ready to get back to work but I didn’t do that. I took his hand but not too hard and shook it. 

“John Doe.”

Devon smiled sarcastically. “Yeh. I was wondering what kind of guy would call 911, toss his phone in the nearest trash can, go into a bar for a drink, then never stop watching the door and keeping an eye on the other patrons. John Doe would do that, so okay, good to meet you, John Doe. I apologize for my poor manners, following you in here, interrupting what was supposed to be respite from whatever you do.” He started to stand but I held his hand tightly and urged him to retake his seat.

“My name is Leo Flores.” The words slipped out before I had time to think about it.

Devon sat down, scoffed, and waved to Shirley, who nodded to the bartender.  “I don’t think you’re a spy or anything but just a guy who wants to remain under the radar. I feel the same but I can’t avoid being exposed to the NSA and their supercomputers because I’m trying to build a career.”

I finished my second beer and looked hard at Devon. I was trying to decipher if he was playing me. He was sincere. Shirley brought our beers and we both sipped them.

“The NSA and their AI programs couldn’t find Donald Duck’s ass with both hands. They collect everything about everyone but they don’t know how to analyze it. The data are compartmentalized and become the foundations for small domains of would-be tyrants. I’m preparing for when they get their head out of their ass and start to follow us in real time, like the Chinese.”

“That’s what I figured, but it must be lonely, going through life not knowing who might turn you in. I met a dude once, a friend of my roommate, who was actually wanted by the state police for robbery. You remind me of him. He never let his guard down, always watching for LEOs as he called the police, planning his escape to Mexico.”

“What happened?”  

“He didn’t make it to Mexico because the cops caught him but it wasn’t me who turned him in. He was caught on a security camera buying some beer at a Seven Eleven. They tracked him down and actually came to our apartment looking for him, asking where he lived. I didn’t know and neither did my roommate. But they found him. That was an eye-opening experience or me, man, seeing how the police can find you unless you disappear, like get out of the country. That guy was too slow.”

“But he was a criminal. Don’t you think he deserved to get caught, even if you weren’t willing to turn him in yourself. The state having such pervasive security relieved you of the responsibility of ratting out someone you knew.”

Devon sipped his beer as his head shook uncertainly. “Yeh, but I don’t know which is worse, having bad people wandering around or living in a police state where you’re under constant surveillance. For example, Madison and I discovered a potentially significant anomaly in Voyager One’s data. Best case scenario, a spacecraft that was launched almost fifty years ago failed when at the critical part of its mission; worst case, interstellar space isn’t what we thought it was. What if NASA buries the facts in a public relations message?”

This was sounding interesting. “Why would NASA want to cover up a failure? They’ve had plenty of them and they were investigated and the results released to the public.”

Devon took a long drink. “Madison doesn’t think there is anything wrong with Voyager One. At any rate, we’ll find out tomorrow when she and I will look at the telemetry and data more closely. She thinks it will take NASA a week to respond. We’re going to complete our own investigation – those are her words – and we’ll know the truth, again her words.”

“What do you think happened?”

Devon shook his head and emptied his engraved Guinness glass. “I’m crossing my fingers that it’s an equipment malfunction, something NASA’s engineers will fix the way they repaired Apollo 13 or the Hubble telescope.”

Shirley delivered two more beers and noticed that Devon was nervous. “What’s wrong, Devon? You look as white as me.” 

I interrupted to take the heat off Devon. “It was his first day on the job and he thinks he screwed up and may get fired. I was just telling him that it’s no big deal.”

Shirley picked up our empty glasses and waved her free hand dismissively. “If I had a dollar for every job where I made a mess my first week I’d be living in Beverly Hills.” 

When she’d left, Devon looked at me and quietly said, “Madison is already convinced, after seeing the data today, that Voyager One is working perfectly, that it has discovered … I don’t know how to say this, but she thinks the stars are only there for our entertainment. Is she crazy or what?!”

I sipped my cold beer and scanned the bar to see if anyone was listening before sharing my opinion. “It sounds like you have a week to find the truth before you have to worry about what NASA will do. This Madison chick sounds pretty sharp, maybe a little eccentric, but you’re off the hook. She’s your boss, right?”

Devon sat up straight and stared at me. “What are you preparing for?”

I sipped my beer and decided to be straightforward. “I worked for NSA five years as a security technician and analyst. I had access to all of their systems and I saw how convoluted their procedures are. That’s why a group of known terrorists could get on multiple commercial aircraft without being flagged. Their backgrounds were on file and their images available from airport security cameras, but no one was looking for them. But if someone with the authority to direct covert resources becomes interested in you, you can’t hide unless …” I shrugged rather than finishing my sentence.

He scoffed and sipped his Guinness stout. “You agree with Madison, don’t you? You believe that Voyager One’s anomalous data is significant. The worst-case scenario is something you’ve been preparing for, something so unexpected that it will have devastating effects on civilization. Right?”

I’d had this conversation with survivalists more than once. They were preparing for an apocalyptic event that they would overcome by force and save America, always led by a self-styled leader who portrayed himself as their savior. The conspiracy theorists were a more diverse community. They were aware of the many potential threats to their freedom but were overwhelmed by their own imaginations and thus incapable of taking action. I understood the logic of both positions but their rhetoric made me uneasy. Rather than being prepared for the unknown, both groups thought they knew where the threat was coming from. A police state like China didn’t occur overnight but took centuries to develop. The Chinese were willing servants by the time Mao took over. I had a different perspective. 

I scanned the bar for newcomers before answering. “Unforeseen events produce similar responses. An economic meltdown, global war, a presidential coup, a pandemic worse than Covid, severe drought, a natural disaster of biblical scale, have one thing in common. Mass hysteria.”

“Okay. I get it. You are prepared for an interlude of maybe ten years after an unforeseen calamity that disrupts civilization. You probably have a house in the country, some land, maybe enough canned food to last that long, and of course weapons to keep passersby from stealing your stash, but that doesn’t explain why you use burner phones and watch the door.” He took a swig from his stout and said through pursed lips, “You said that you worked for the NSA. Are they looking for you?”

I sipped my beer and thought about my answer. This conversation was getting too personal. On the other hand, Devon wasn’t a threat and, despite my desire to remain anonymous, I wanted to hear someone else’s opinion about some things. I sure wasn’t going to talk to those morons I’d met on the internet. I didn’t want to become so paranoid that it interfered with my primary source of income. I wasn’t the Unabomber. I finished my beer and waved to Shirley, who nodded to the bartender. 

“I was fired for violating the NSA’s code of conduct. No charges were filed.”

“Now that I think about it, I’ve never seen an interview with an ex-NSA employee on YouTube. There are plenty of retirees and former FBI and CIA agents sharing their opinion about every topic. They even run for public office with their service proudly proclaimed as proof of their patriotism. Did you sign some kind of nondisclosure agreement with the NSA, like a permanent gag order?”

I scoffed as our beers arrived. Shirley set down our beers and gave me a look that made me uncomfortable as she left. Devon noticed but didn’t say anything. I answered his ambiguous question.

“I signed the same nondisclosure form that every federal employee signs about classified information. It didn’t take long to figure out that NSA employees were held to a higher standard. My cover story was that I worked for the Department of the Interior. When I left the building on my last day, I was informed that the NSA’s uncompromising code of conduct didn’t end at the front door. That was three years ago.”

Devon took a drink and looked around nervously before asking, “Are you at liberty to tell me what got you fired?”

“I was stealing from the Mexican drug cartels. Instead of turning me over to the Department of Justice, NSA emptied my bank accounts and warned me that I was on their watch list. I couldn’t pay my rent when I left the building. They even deleted my bank accounts and my entire credit history. I was a persona non grata.”

Devon took a big drink of stout and shook his head in disbelief. “I guess you weren’t Leo back then. You started over but they must wonder where the old Leo disappeared to?”

“The secret to dropping below the radar is not disappearing. Give them false trails.”

“I guess you … can you tell me your real name?”

“Raphael Gomez is an IT security consultant living in Madrid. He steals from the wealthy using the capitalist system, pays his taxes, and is a law-abiding citizen. The NSA’s algorithms are watching him but he isn’t worth sending agents to verify his whereabouts.”

Devon looked at me curiously for a moment before responding. “I have to ask myself why you didn’t either punch me in the face or leave when I joined you uninvited. If I had to guess I’d say that you are curious about the Voyager One anomaly Madison and I discovered and … you are lonely.”

“I considered both options. I don’t think you’re going to run to the authorities because I haven’t broken any laws. You aren’t a threat. We met randomly so you weren’t tailing me because, like I said, I’m not an active target. You’re right, I am interested in the Voyager mission. What you discovered could lead to something no one has planned for. In my ten years with the NSA, nothing like this occurred.” He watched me until I continued, “Lonely is too strong a word.” I smiled awkwardly and added, “I think Madison would say that destiny brought us together.”

Devon waved to Shirley and finished his beer. “I’m beginning to see her point about the stars, astrology, all that superstitious nonsense. We met because some kid got killed –”

“He’s in ICU and is expected to recover.” 

Devon noticed my phone on the table and started to take his out of his hip pocket, but I stopped him with a head shake and a gesture. “This phone is secure. I built it myself.”

“It looks like a regular phone but, if it’s so secure, why do you use burners?”

“Reduce exposure. The NSA is always looking for backdoors. WhatsApp was penetrated years ago. It’s always just a matter of time, especially as quantum computers come online. They’re only good for breaking encryption.”

We finished the beers Shirley brought and talked about politics and the future of America. When it was time for me to get back to work I paid the tab, to Devon’s annoyance, and we left the bar together. The intersection was cleared and there was no sign of what had occurred earlier. I put my mask on and headed up Foothill Boulevard, but he grabbed my elbow.

“If you think you can trust me, maybe we can get together again for a couple of beers. You could meet Madison. That would be a lot of fun. What do you think?”

“I’ll be in touch.”

“How?”

“I cloned your phone while we were talking. If I can do that, imagine what the NSA can do? See you later.” 

I heard several expletives as I walked away. I stopped and gave Devon one last piece of advice. “Don’t jaywalk.”

He was pushing the pedestrian button as if sending Morse code as he answered, “Are you kidding? After what happened to that guy?”

Dead End

This is a backstory for a book I’m working on. I’m experimenting with different approaches to writing a novel, including presenting it as a screenplay (to get to the point), better scene description, and making the characters sufficiently unique that dialogue tags are unnecessary. This is a first (and only) draft of this story …

DEAD END

Devon looked at the smiling white woman sitting next to him and wanted to take that wad of gum she had stuck to her keyboard and shove it down her throat. Madison was the worst coworker he’d ever had, always smiling and jumping around, never sitting still for more than a minute. She suddenly took the still-wet gum in her fingers and put it in her mouth, before turning to him to unleash another torrent of meaningless words wrapped around a piece of masticated chewing gum.

“You don’t say much, but that’s okay because it’s your first day on the job, trying to get the hang of it, so I’ll explain, although I’ve never had a supervisory position before and, by the way, I’ll write glowing performance reports as long as you don’t screw up.” 

Devon tried not to grimace at the way her mouth twisted into grotesque shapes as she spoke. He nodded and started to answer, but she cut him off.

“I guess I’m supposed to fill you in on our task, right?”

Devon opened his mouth but never got a chance to respond.

“We’re monitoring the Voyager One and Two missions, you know what those are right? Of course you do, so I’ll cut to the chase, we receive a daily signal, it takes that long to receive their telemetry because they are really far away and we don’t send any messages because they are running low on fuel, so we just check their system performance and look for anomalies. Got it?”

“Yeh, I got that part.”

“Great! Once a month we’ll receive a burst of data from their on-board magnetometers, plasma spectrometers, LECP, CRS and PWS systems, which we check for errors and store, letting the PIs know when it’s available. Got it?”

Devon’s head was shaking as he interrupted her train of thought. “What’s an LECP, CRS and PWS? Nobody told me about those instruments.”

Her jaws went into overdrive, chewing the gum for a moment, before it was withdrawn manually from her wide mouth defined by thin lips, and stuck back to the keyboard. He watched this operation in horror until her voice, a blend of hyperactive coke fiend and southern drawl continued with undiminished fervor.

“The LECP measures the energy of ions, electrons and how they change, you are a physicist right? Never mind, you’ll figure it out, the CRS measures cosmic rays in interstellar space, the PWS reports on electromagnetic wave interaction. They’re easy to find in the reports but don’t screw up or I’ll have to give you a poor performance evaluation. Got it?”

The gum disappeared between her yellowish but neatly aligned teeth as she smile-frowned at Devon.

“I know what you’re talking about, Madison. But I don’t have a user name yet. I can’t log on and read the data you’re describing. I’m sure I’ll get it once I can access the system.”

The gum, by now reduced to the consistency of gruel, was suddenly swallowed. “Didn’t the IT guy here at JPL set you up? I don’t control the system you know.”

Devon shook his head. “They said you were responsible for people within your group. I think that means you have to give me limited credentials so that I can perform my tightly constrained task, which apparently is limited to babysitting two aging satellites that have left the solar system.”

Madison laughed and pulled another stick of gum from a pack lying next to her keyboard. “Oh yeh, I forgot. My horoscope predicted that I would meet someone new today and make a mess of it, so I guess it was right again.”

She began typing on her keyboard as the new stick of gum was rapidly broken down by strong molars.

Intrigued, Devon ventured, “You believe in astrology? I wouldn’t have thought a physicist would be so gullible …” 

Devon watched in awe as her fingers continued deftly typing while her jaws focused on the chewing gum as she responded. “Sounds crazy right? But my mom predicted the day of my dad’s death in Afghanistan and she explained how it all worked and I’ve been hooked ever since, even though I know it’s a pseudoscience based on superstition, but it has never failed me but you know it may be a primitive scientific system but who knows, in a thousand years they’ll probably tell jokes about the standard model of physics right?”

Her fingers stopped typing and a login screen appeared on Devon’s monitor. His jaw dropped in surprise as he tried to answer her question while reading the default password she’d written in perfect script on a post-it note and stuck to the side of his monitor without his noticing. 

“I’m not sure what you’re talking about …” He had to look at the keyboard as he clumsily typed the long password. He could hear her jaws chewing the gum, slim fingers typing quickly, until he finally accessed the system, so confused that he didn’t change the password before the Voyager mission tool opened on his monitor. 

“You’ll probably be able to do all this in your sleep by next month, I’ll help you get up to speed.”

She was smiling at him as her fingers continued typing without her attention.

“Thanks,” he stammered.

The wad of gum was removed by her left hand, her right deftly typing, and smashed into her keyboard. Both hands became motionless, her smile transformed into a worried frown as she asked, “Are you Black?”

Devon shook his head in confusion. “What …?”

“I  don’t want to offend you by calling you Black if you’re actually African-American right?”

“I’m not Black if you mean like fried chicken, Pentecostal revival, hip hop, and all that. I think I’m just like you but with different ancestry, so I guess I’m African American. Why does it matter?”

The gum went back into her mouth as she sighed with relief. “Just checking. Believe me when I say that my supervisor asked about it and they were concerned, I don’t know why, that you weren’t … you know …” She grimaced and finished her thought in a hushed and embarrassed tone, “They didn’t want to hire you but you were the most-qualified applicant and I insisted that you would be fine so … well … it’ll be fine, I can tell that you’re a bright guy, by the way, did you enjoy your initial job appraisal?”

“What …?”

Madison pointed a long finger at Devon’s monitor and smiled like a proud mother. “You passed with flying colors, just like my horoscope predicted. I’ll bet your birthday is in early March right?”

Devon looked at the screen filled with rows of numbers, then at Madison’s smiling face, and nodded. “Didn’t you already know that from my personnel file?”

“I didn’t look I swear. See what I mean about ancient pseudoscientific theories?”

Devon relaxed and smiled at her as he nodded. “You’re going to have to tell me more about astrology, Madison.”

Devon tried to focus on the numbers that were reporting the location of Voyager One while she explained the importance of the constellations in their everyday lives. Astrology was the first science and it had been studied rigorously for more than four-thousand years in every civilization. The fact that astrologers from so many cultures used different constellations was proof to her that it was based on more than the apparent relationships between distant celestial objects. She stopped expectantly and waited for Devon to respond.

“If I play the lottery every day and win occasionally, I know it’s because there’s a probability of my winning now and then. But I don’t say it was because the moon was in alignment with Saturn twelve days after my birthday when I lose. See what I mean?”

“That’s an easy one, you don’t know if you are going to win so you use probability to describe your uncertainty because it gives you a nice narrative to explain why you lose most of the time but the fact is that the lottery isn’t deterministic, and neither is our life or the events that influence our decisions or us directly. For example, remember I said that I was going to meet someone today?”

“Sure and you knew you would because it was my first day on the job. That’s nothing but confirmation bias.”

Her head was shaking as her fingers kept typing, the gum waiting expectantly on the keyboard. “I didn’t tell you the entire horoscope. It’s more complicated than that, wanna hear it?”

“Sure.” Devon nodded without looking at her as he focused on the screen, which showed the history of Voyager One telemetry data over the last month.

“I was going to meet a tall, dark stranger – you are African American and over six feet – and he is going to introduce me to my future romantic partner. That’s intriguing isn’t it? Right?”

Devon looked at her in surprise “You got all that from a daily horoscope?”

“Yep but only because I’ve done a detailed work-up based on my entire life, every horoscope compared to subsequent events, and it is going to happen. I can’t wait to meet this guy, I hope it isn’t a woman because I’m not lesbian although I don’t have anything against gay people, I’m just not like that.” 

Her hand suddenly stopped typing and a finger shot towards Devon’s screen, pointing at the table of telemetry data. “Something’s wrong, did you screw up on your first day, Devon? I hope not because I was starting to get used to you.”

“I was going to mention that when you finished explaining how astrology told you about your future romantic life. I didn’t think it was an emergency because, like you said, we can’t do anything except check the data and notify the Voyager project manager. Was I wrong?”

Her finger withdrew and retrieved the chewing gum from the keyboard. “No problem but I’m glad you spotted it. I’ll put it in the daily report, which is usually just a couple of lines about the quality of the transmission, sometimes it gets messed with by cosmic rays or the sun’s magnetic field. This report will get their attention but you need to report it before me to get credit for the discovery because you noticed it first, but next time you see something anomalous report it immediately because NASA can get pretty picky when something goes wrong, looking for scapegoats, right?”

“I don’t know how to report anomalous telemetry data. I’ve only been on the job for an hour and there was no introduction to my job. I know that wasn’t your responsibility –”

Madison grimaced and the wad of gum was relocated to the keyboard. “Actually it was, yep I’m pretty sure I was supposed to have informed you of your responsibilities, we have a standard email for that but I didn’t know I was your supervisor until two-hours ago, but that’s no excuse I could have texted you. I hope they don’t fire me right?” 

Instead of looking concerned, she was grinning. The gum was popped back into her gaping maw and her fingers continued their deft typing as if nothing had happened. Devon searched the app for a tool to report anomalous data and finally located it while Madison continued typing between looking at the screen carefully. The reporting menu was difficult to navigate and required details he had to retrieve from the previous page but he eventually got all the data entered in the correct boxes and typed his summary.

TELEMETRY DATA FROM TODAY SUGGESTS THAT VOYGER ONE IS IN THE SAME LOCATION IT REPORTED YESTERDAY.

His report complete, he turned to Madison, who was working on the same screen he had just closed. He ventured a question since she didn’t seem to have trouble doing two or three things at once. “Did you find an anomaly too? By the way, what are you doing that requires so much work? I thought we were only doing the daily data check.”

The chewing gum wad was deftly removed from her mouth before she answered, never missing a keystroke. “I’m working on the six-month data download, but don’t worry I’ve got it covered. All systems reported anomalous data for the last twenty-four hours. The MAG data suggest that Voyager One has entered some kind of magnetic storm, PLS is off the scale, LECP is dead, CRS is oscillating wildly, and PWS has been constant for more than a day. These data are recorded for a few seconds per day and stored on digital tape before being sent in a burst every six months, that’s what I’ve been doing.”

“So I guess Voyager One has lost power?”

“Not a chance, just look at the battery output, it’s still at ten percent and should last through the mission’s lifetime, another ten years.” She finished typing and turned to Devon, the wad of gum returned to her mouth, being masticated like crazy. “I think Voyager I has flown the coop.”

“What does that mean?”

Her indifferent shrug suggested that her answer wouldn’t be scientific. “This bird has left the solar system and entered interstellar space. We can only speculate about that environment, what kind of cosmic ray soup filled with ions and electrons and maybe even unattached quarks and muons, maybe even some stray Higgs bosons, who knows, right?”

“So you’re saying that the instruments deployed on Voyager One weren’t designed for interstellar space and their operational parameters have been exceeded. That makes sense. What do we do now?”

Madison looked at the clock on her computer, smiled, and stood up. “We’re off the clock. Like you said, we’re just babysitting a couple of aging satellites, and besides it’ll take NASA at least a week to digest what you discovered, so let’s have a drink and get better acquainted.” 

She was at the door, waiting expectantly, so Devon logged off and joined her at the door. “What did you have in mind?

“Since you’re not Black how do you feel about an Irish pub? There’s one just around the corner and I developed a taste for Guinness since I found myself alone in this closet ten hours a week and it’s the closest bar.”

Devon grinned and encouraged her with a wave of his hand. “I’ve never had a Guinness.”

As she stepped into the brightly lit hallway, Madison turned and quipped, “I can’t wait to meet the man I’ve been waiting for all my life.”Devon laughed.

Review of “Ulysses” by James Joyce

My God!

This was the most difficult book I’ve ever read, or even imagined. I thought it would be some kind of Horatio Alger story with a lot of eccentric characters. I was right about the second part. This long book (783 pp.) covers one day in the life of a man in his late thirties, and it isn’t an especially interesting day. Leopold Bloom is simply the instrument whereby the author introduced several writing techniques that collectively are called Post Modern. He invented this genre and, rather than introducing these techniques (e.g., stream-of-consciousness, allegorical writing, extreme third-person point of view, omniscient narration, flashbacks) in several works, he packed them all into this monstrous tome.

I can’t possibly write a review of this book, which is unnecessary anyway because it has become part of the literature curriculum in most colleges and universities. It has been analyzed, read between the lines, parodied, practically treated like a sacred scripture by literary analysts since it was written.

I’ll stick to what little I know, that is, what I read myself and what I thought about it. There is no plot, no protagonist, antagonist, conflict, nothing that belongs in a novel. There is no character development. Everyone is fixed, although they are an eccentric group. No epiphany. No denouement. Leopold Bloom, in addition to his primary function of letting James Joyce experiment with prose, is a tool for presenting the many woes of the Irish in the early twentieth century, mostly associated with the English presence on their island. These stories are presented through the eyes of working class people in Dublin.

Each of the eighteen chapters introduces another literary technique. Most of them are bad and have not been pursued by later writers I have come across. However, the author’s representation of stream of consciousness is breathtaking in detail. I’ve heard that the typical human has an attention span (when they’re not focusing) of about ten seconds; that’s about how long these characters (mostly Bloom) thoughts remain coherent. Joyce does this so realistically that I saw my own thoughts in his characters’ reflections. He also foretold what psychological research demonstrated fifty years later; men think about sex all the time.

I checked my comprehension by reading the chapter-by-chapter plot synopsis on Wikipedia after I finished a chapter. I didn’t miss much but I did reread a couple of sections where the metaphorical run-on prose lost me completely. Of course the writer of the Wikipedia page probably spent a semester studying this book.

This would have been an interesting novel if it had been two-hundred pages or so, but Joyce didn’t just go a bridge too far. He just kept going and going and going and going and going …

I have commented in previous review that I notice writer fatigue in most novels. There was no way to know if Joyce was burned out or not (he spent eight years writing Ulysses) because of the changing style. He probably was, which would explain the bizarre chapter where a visit to a birthing center becomes a medieval castle filled with knights and kings, ghosts … see what I mean?

Bowl and Pitcher: Volcanic Rocks at Riverside Park, Spokane, WA

Figure 1. Photo of a large volcanic boulder that has been named the “Pitcher” by local inhabitants for centuries. The name comes from the columnar rock with a piece protruding from its left side. I don’t seen the resemblance but I don’t see angels and dragons in the stalactites found in caves either.
Figure 2. Photo of the “Bowl” seen from a vantage point at the top of a cliff. The bowl is the dark opening to the left. These two exposures are huge boulders that fell off the surrounding cliffs when the Spokane River undercut the surrounding volcanic rocks.
Figure 3. Geologic map from RockD, showing the Riverside area and the “Bowl and Pitcher” campground. The yellow areas to the left are basaltic flows dated to between 25 and 5 my. The tan area is glacial lake outwash deposits lining the river bed.
Figure 4. Photo of the cliff where Fig. 2 was taken. Note the irregular surface of the entire cliff face; pieces of this rock are seen in the foreground, revealing strange, curved shapes.
Figure 5. Photo of the “Bowl” rock, showing the curved structure seen in Fig. 4; I have seen this kind of form in limited areas in older basalt but never comprising a cliff. It is reminiscent of ropy lava (pahoehoe), which suggests that it was very viscous and flowed slowly. There was very little sign of weathering (forming soil profiles), so much of it was extruded very quickly. Note the indent on the right side of the image, where rocks carried by the river eroded the lava; a process like this probably led to collapse of these huge boulders into the Spokane River.
Figure 6. Well-worn boulder (~2 feet long) showing lamination that could be volcanic or sedimentary in origin. If volcanic, it looks like a welded tuff (hot ash); either way, there is no rock like that contained within the basalts making up this area.
Figure 7. A recently broken fragment (not by me) of a boulder shows a composition of alkali feldspar (white, high in sodium) with some quartz (pink and gray). I think it is syenite, an intrusive igneous rock dominated by Albite feldspar. Like the sample seen in Fig. 6, it isn’t associated with basalt.
Figure 8. This badly beaten boulder remained intact and more than 2 feet long after millions of years in a river bed. It is similar to the sample in Fig. 6 but lamination isn’t apparent and, besides, I just wanted to share such an amazing specimen with you. Note that it is lying next to similarly colored rocks that haven’t been polished to such a high sheen.

Summary. Today’s excursion brings two questions to mind: 1) What is the meaning of such an immense thickness (hundreds of feet) of basalt with such an unusual form? (I’m going to call it “oyster” lava.); 2) How did rocks that are nowhere to be seen in the area (refer to Fig. 3) end up in Riverside Park?

Basalt flows are known to be highly irregular in outcrop because lava flows in tendrils, sheets, molten chunks blown out of a fissure; however, these flows (and there must be thousands of them exposed in the cliffs along Spokane River) are eerily uniform and individual flows can’t be identified. This is unusual for relatively young volcanic rocks. The problem is exacerbated by the scarcity of soil profiles; there wasn’t time for water to react with the highly reactive minerals in basalt before another layer was deposited. I don’t have an answer.

The second question is easier to answer. During the last two million years, this region was covered by thick ice sheets that periodically melted and then expanded. Dams of ice formed huge lakes like Lake Missoula, the size of some states. There is overwhelming evidence for the catastrophic collapse of such an ice dam between 20 and 10 thousand years ago. The region surrounding Spokane contains many igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic rocks dating from Precambrian (older than 500 my) to the age of these basalts (about 10 my).

The resistant cliffs surrounding the “bowl and pitcher” channeled such massive floods many times, beating very hard rock (e.g. Fig. 8) to a pulp as the boulders bounced along and hit other equally hard rocks.

I don’t like unanswered questions but that’s how it goes because the rocks keep secrets …